The Hash Slinging Slasher is a ghost story told by squidward to try to scare spongebob in the episode graveyard shift. He cut off his own hand by mistake! And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula! And then, he got hit by a bus! And at his funeral, they fired him! So now, every Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance. only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting thee patties. GETS THEM! Years ago, at this very restaurant, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook, just like you. Hash-Slinging Slasher? Most people just call him the Ha-AAAHH!!! Because that's all they have time to say, before he. They always do that.You mean you never heard the story of the. All right, what was it? There was the lights, and the phone, and the walls will ooze green slime?! No, wait. Squidward: SpongeBob, I'm not doing this.
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER CRACK
Squidward: There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher.SpongeBob: But tonight's Tuesday night!.Squidward: Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance.And then, he got hit by a bus! And.at his funeral, they fired him! So now, every.what day is it? Squidward: And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula.SpongeBob: You mean like this? Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this, or this, or this, or.Squidward: No! He cut off his own hand by mistake.And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties. Squidward: Years ago at this very restaurant, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook, just like you, only clumsier.But, most people just call him The Ha- because that's all they have time to say, before he gets them! SpongeBob: The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the "Hash-Slinging Slasher?".SpongeBob: What happened, what happened, what happened?!.Squidward: No, no, no, I probably shouldn't.Squidward: You don't remember? It was all over the news.Squidward: But I thought you liked the night shift.SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward, it's kinda dark out there.Squidward: That's where the dumpster is, yes.Taking out the trash at ni- You mean outside? SpongeBob: All right! Taking out the trash.Squidward: Will you please?! Here, give me a moment's peace and take out the trash.Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, na-na-na-na-night! Night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom.at night.
Guess what? I'm chopping lettuce.at night.
Krabs: See ya in the morning, boys! I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life. SpongeBob: Wow! Now we never have to stop working!.From now on, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day. Krabs: Money?! You mean, if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money?
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